damn I think you out-sassed me. what in frey's fripperies do I do with my life now. it's in ruins.
ok but to answer your question, not really? I mean I've been to the farm here and tried to help, but it's not exactly. a thing that I am. I'm from the city. why, what do you need a farmer for?
shit. i thought since you were on beanquest you'd be the guy to ask.
i want to try and milk alien lifeforms. i'm from the country, but the maritime kind, so i have no idea what the hell i'm doing. i did some research, but theory doesn't always apply to real life.
sorry, no. isn't that one guy who's also doing the whole halloween party thing the god of the farm, or whatever?
oh wow yeah uh. that's definitely out of my expertise. but in theory don't you just find a female one and just... tug on it's teats until milk squirts out? I never want to type the word teats again please kill me.
i'm pretty sure he just weeds a lot and raps with the robo-horses and is also completely useless at farming for real.
if it's embarrassing to type that word, think about how weird it is to actually grab... on them. look, i don't want to type it either. it's weird. but i promised to help make cheese for this guy.
yikes. yeah, ok. ursula might have stuff about farm-y things? but maybe we can find a way to, uh. make milk without involving animals. synthesize it. or isn't almond milk a thing? also that sounds like a risky promise to make if you don't have milk, why would you do that to yourself dude.
in your defense, jocks aren't known for being clever.
wow how can I possibly resist an offer like that. yeah sure, why not. milk would be a pretty useful thing to have, even pizza aside. lots of food dishes need some dairy.
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ok but to answer your question, not really? I mean I've been to the farm here and tried to help, but it's not exactly. a thing that I am. I'm from the city. why, what do you need a farmer for?
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i want to try and milk alien lifeforms. i'm from the country, but the maritime kind, so i have no idea what the hell i'm doing. i did some research, but theory doesn't always apply to real life.
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oh wow yeah uh. that's definitely out of my expertise. but in theory don't you just find a female one and just... tug on it's teats until milk squirts out?
I never want to type the word teats again please kill me.
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if it's embarrassing to type that word, think about how weird it is to actually grab... on them. look, i don't want to type it either. it's weird. but i promised to help make cheese for this guy.
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yikes. yeah, ok. ursula might have stuff about farm-y things? but maybe we can find a way to, uh. make milk without involving animals. synthesize it. or isn't almond milk a thing? also that sounds like a risky promise to make if you don't have milk, why would you do that to yourself dude.
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if you help me figure out milk and thus cheese you can have some of the eventual pizza. long term goals, here.
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wow how can I possibly resist an offer like that. yeah sure, why not. milk would be a pretty useful thing to have, even pizza aside. lots of food dishes need some dairy.
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alright. i'll send you some of the notes i've been taking on the island wildlife.